Jokes for Friday

I half-read a headline this morning, and it inspired the following joke:

A Historian, a Philosopher and an Writer walk into a bar and find the bartender dead.

 

The Historian asks, “What happened?”

 

The Philosopher says, “Who can know for sure?”

 

The Artist answers, “I can make a guess.”

or, an alternate version…

A Historian, a Philosopher and an Writer walk into a bar and find the bartender dead.

 

The Historian asks, “What happened?”

 

The Philosopher says, “Who can know for sure?”

The Writer says, “Will you two be quiet? I’m taking notes!”

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