I half-read a headline this morning, and it inspired the following joke:
A Historian, a Philosopher and an Writer walk into a bar and find the bartender dead.
The Historian asks, “What happened?”
The Philosopher says, “Who can know for sure?”
The Artist answers, “I can make a guess.”
or, an alternate version…
A Historian, a Philosopher and an Writer walk into a bar and find the bartender dead.
The Historian asks, “What happened?”
The Philosopher says, “Who can know for sure?”
The Writer says, “Will you two be quiet? I’m taking notes!”