Today I learned the writer for the new Godzilla movie was also the writer for The Expendables and DOOM.

David Callaham. Now the movie’s lack of human characters makes a whole lot more sense.

They must have given him the job because he had experience with lumbering dinosaurs!

Rob

Jokes for Friday

I half-read a headline this morning, and it inspired the following joke:

A Historian, a Philosopher and an Writer walk into a bar and find the bartender dead.

 

The Historian asks, “What happened?”

 

The Philosopher says, “Who can know for sure?”

 

The Artist answers, “I can make a guess.”

or, an alternate version…

A Historian, a Philosopher and an Writer walk into a bar and find the bartender dead.

 

The Historian asks, “What happened?”

 

The Philosopher says, “Who can know for sure?”

The Writer says, “Will you two be quiet? I’m taking notes!”

Superman vs. Tony Stark

I didn’t come up with this, it’s from Tumblr, but it was so brilliant I had to grab it and share! 🙂

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Entertainment Industry Joke

I heard the following joke on the Dead Robots’ Society podcast today, and though I’d share. This joke will only make sense if you understand the entertainment industry.

 

A writer and a producer are stranded in the desert together, crawling their way across the sand.

Then suddenly, the writer looks ahead and sees an oasis shimmering before him!

Using what strength he has, the writer gets to his feet, runs to the oasis and finds it’s real!

Kneeling down next to the oasis, he desperately begins gulping down handfuls of water. But, as he’s doing so, he hears a splashing sound, and looks over to see the producer has unzipped and is now peeing in the oasis!

“What are you doing?!?” Cries the writer in horror.

The producer smiles at him and says confidently “Making it better.”